Got something that no other carrier will touch? Need some decomposing animal parts shipping to Utah? What about that radioactive waste you've been trying to offload to a 3rd world country?

Fear not because we at Haul Ass specialise in the transportation of:

-contraband firearms
-toxic waste
-old asbestos sheeting
-new asbestos sheeting
-unstable napalm
-foaming goo

* Highly reactive substances a speciality: hydrogen peroxide, old leeching sticks of TNT, that sort of thing.

!!!No job too toxic, too smelly or too downright disgusting!!!

Haul Ass is always on the lookout for new drivers as they don't last very long. Some quit, some disolve some just disappear in a cloud of vapour.
Are you looking for a REWARDING and LONG TERM FUTURE in the Trucking Industry? Well look somewhere else. The average life expectancy in Haul Ass is 3 weeks.

All new drivers are required to pass mental exam (to see if you're mental) and a NDA in case of any litigation (e.g., if your fingers drop off after handling some smoking green substance).